Movies are not mere entertainment. They are immensely informative and enlightening. Creativity indeed goes a long way in convincing our soul that the most impractical situations and reel stunts, are rather real in all possible ways… But, we, the audience watch these movies in willing suspension of sheer disbelief, and actually get amused by the heroic Shahrukh dancing on train tops, Akshay Kumar laughing his way to glory, Govinda dancing to the tune of high voltage power… But what is it that adds the real ZING to these performances… Well, let me tell you, there are a certain set of rules and regulations that abide every film maker… I’ve listed some here… Please feel free to add as many as possible.
1. Large, loft-style, humungous villas in Paris, Cape Town, LA, London and all other exotic locations, are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.
2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut.
You will always choose the right one.
3. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override communications system of any invading UFO/alien society… and their password??? Well, punch in any random keys till you by chance set up a melody, that fulfills the immediate needs of our music director.
4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. Mind it!
5. The fun in including a set of twins in a film, is just to separate them for 25 years and then get them back (preferably with the opposite partners).
6. If you want to impress any member of your family, immediately prepare everyone’s favorite dish – “Gajar ka halwa”.
7. Rather than using simple guns or knives, the villains generally prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks. This is the THRILL factor you see…
8. All police vans flooded with policemen come into picture only after the hero has taken complete charge of the situation and has succeeded in finally impressing the heroine… The police come just to watch the melodrama that follows!
9. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
10. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
11. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
12. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
13. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
14. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite and then bond so well that they just can’t seem to do without each other!
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